There has been an increase in the number of people finding themselves in Facebook jail. Even more troubling is the number of people who who find themselves being repeat offenders. Morgan Stanley is one of those people. He has been sentenced to Facebook jail for 90 out of the past 108 days. “They won’t let me be a free man” says Morgan. “They want to keep a brotha down” he insists. “A Brotha can’t stay off Facebook saying crazy shit” says his brother John P. Morgan. “What makes it so bad is that since he been locked up, he tryna get everybody else to post for him from behind Facebook bars. I told him to stay his ass out of jail. You know the saying: If you can’t do the time……don’t post dumb shit.”
John P isn’t the only person experiencing this. Meryl Inch says she has the same problem with her entire family. “They all stay in Facebook jail. I unfriended them all because I’m tired of them.” Meryl says that her brother who goes by “Antontio FUBAR” is constantly kicked off Facebook for trolling and posting misinformed conspiracy theories. “He keeps sending me YouTube videos about how the Earth is really stationary, BLM was responsible for slavery and how the Democrats have tricked people into thinking they need to drink water. Even Facebook couldn’t cosign with that BS so they suspended him.” She says the rest of her family has spun a QAnon conspiracy theory. “They verbally abuse & threatens anyone who doesn’t believe that Trump is JFK Jr. in disguise and is working to save the world from literacy which is the main cause of global warming.”
Most of the repeat offenders start out with gross violations but then find that they are kicked off for increasingly minor offenses. They will be removed for 24 hours for using a racial slur or threatening to kill someone and the length of the suspensions increase for further yet milder infractions like hoping someone doesn’t have a nice day. When asked if he could just say nice things and be positive Stanley Morgan answered “That’s the dumbest thing I ever heard. Your grandmother should have aborted your mother so there would be no chance that your stupid a** would exist”. Morgan then sent The Urban Beet a friend request using an alternate account.