Kanye West’s “Brunchzilla” Is Fyre

After releasing Jesus Is King which some critics have claimed to be “The second worst thing to happen to Jesus” Kanye West held a special brunch. Attendees are saying it is the worst thing to happen to brunch since flies, salmonella, flat champagne and dirty silverware.  At press time Kanye was not available for comment. He was heard saying this was the greatest brunch in the history of history.

Author: John Moody

John B. Moody is a comedic performer, writer, and Executive Publisher of The Urban Beet. He is also hosts the Dear John Podcast. Please send questions, comments or marriage proposals to the email address he provided when you met.