Cam Newton Slated To Portray Harriet Tubman In New Biopic

Star football quarterback Cam Newton is slated to play Harriet Tubman in Master P’s new film I’se Gots Da Hook-Up On Gettin Up Outta Here Now. The film will not be in theatre’s and somehow in the year 2019 will be released on VHS only. No one associated with the film could be reached for comment or even convinced to admit that they worked on the project.

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