The Rest Of The World Waits For Kawhi Leonard To Decide If He Will Choose NetFlix Or Hulu

The entire world awaits for Kawhi Leonard to make a decision that will greatly affect the course of humanity and perhaps the entire universe. Will he go with NetFlix or Hulu. Leonard and his camp remains tight lipped. Career couch potato Don Martin says he hopes he chooses neither. “They’re both well established streaming services. I’d like to see him go with Sling. If he can get what he needs from them, then he’s really doing something. Anybody can be happy with superior service but to get what you need with a poor performing service….that’s doing something.”

T.V. Critic Sergio Aragonés also chimed in: “LeBron has Hulu. For Kawhi to join him would be shying away from leadership. It would be more exciting to see him go with a less established service. Streaming connoisseur Al Jaffee chimed in “I’d like to see him go to Hulu. LeBron knows what he’s doing, NetFlix has too many options. They have a documentary on Now & Laters…who ever has enough time to watch that?” As of now, Kawhi still hasn’t reached a decision. William Gaines, a close friend of Kawhi said the Finals MVP has been spending his time watching VHS copies of The White Shadow and The Fish That Saved Pittsburgh.

Author: John Moody

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