People All Over The Country Are Spending Company Time Watching NCAA’s March Madness

March Madness is the time of year that company productivity goes down due to employees watching the games. Many have no problem watching the games while on the clock but feel those who are actually working shouldn’t be compensated. “Why do they need to make money?” Asked college basketball fan Don Postell. “They have everything taken care of free uniforms, free transportation to games, they get free gym membership…I wish my job would pay for my clothes, transportation and gym membership”. When asked if he would trade in his salary for such benefits Postell replied ” Look, they love what they’re doing. When you do what you love you don’t have to work a day of your life and if you don’t work, you don’t get paid” Postell then excused himself to catch up on the other games.

Author: John Moody

John B. Moody is a comedic performer, writer, and Executive Publisher of The Urban Beet. He is also hosts the Dear John Podcast. Please send questions, comments or marriage proposals to the email address he provided when you met.