Family Sneaks Entire Sunday Dinner Into Movie Theater

A family of six sneaked a full Sunday meal with all the fixin’s into a local theater. “I don’t know how they got everything in. They even had T.V. trays” said movie goer Craig Hough. “I usually sneak in a candy bar maybe a bag of chips but they had a full dinner with hot rolls and gravy. They were straight passing salt and butter like they were in their living room.” The father of the family who wished to remain anonymous said “Could you imagine buying popcorn and drinks for a family of six? It already took GoFund Me donations to pay for everybody to get in. Why pay $75 for some popcorn, soda and some Raisinettes? Might as well have a full meal. It’s a lot cheaper.”

Theater manager Paul Orth said he was suspicious because they came in smelling like mashed potatoes, garlic bread and cream style corn. I went into the theater and I saw them getting ready to have dinner. I was going to tell them they couldn’t eat it but they started saying grace so I didn’t want to disturb them. Manager Kevin Turner decided to let them stay. “It’s so rare for a family to sit down and have dinner these days. It was heart warming and I wanted some of that pecan pie the grandmother made. I told them to make sure that I got a plate and they did. I hope they come back next Sunday, I think they’re having lasagna.


Author: John Moody

John B. Moody is a comedic performer, writer, and Executive Publisher of The Urban Beet. He is also hosts the Dear John Podcast. Please send questions, comments or marriage proposals to the email address he provided when you met.