Melee Erupts At End Of Wedding Reception After D.J. Fails To Play The Wobble Song

All hell broke loose at the wedding reception for Susan Banks and Wayne Anthony Robinson when The Wobble song was not played.

“That’s some bulls**t” said Tonya Levy who attended to wedding. “I was waiting all night to wobble and they ain’t even play it once. How you gonna have a wedding reception and not play Wobble?” 

That brotha who is always the one dude Wobbling and doing way too much said:

“I can’t believe they ain’t play The Wobble. I was gonna work in The Roger Rabbit, do a full split, then come up cabbage patching. I’m taking my wedding gift back.”

The couple was given a stern warning by the NAACP and Black Twitter. If they ever have another party, baby shower, holiday get together, baptism or repast without the Wobble being played, they will immediately be dis-invited from The Barbecue.

Author: John Moody

John B. Moody is a comedic performer, writer, and Executive Publisher of The Urban Beet. He is also hosts the Dear John Podcast. Please send questions, comments or marriage proposals to the email address he provided when you met.