Paris Hilton Banned From Wearing Catsuit At Essence Festival!

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New Orleans, LA- Essence Festival 2019 has announced that Paris Hilton will not be allowed to wear a catsuit anywhere within the festival. Essence Magazine Editor Vanessa Bush said in a statement:

“Not everyone should wear a catsuit. We don’t want this fine garment disrespected by someone who couldn’t properly fill it out”. 

While Hilton isn’t expected to attend the festival, Bush said it was a safety measure.

“We just can’t take that chance. It’s my responsibility to avoid any potential disasters”. 

Featured performer and Essence Festival fashion consultant Sir Mix-A-Lot commented “You can’t wear one unless you  got buns hun.”

 

Author: John Moody

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